Link always thought he was Zelda's only love. But little did he know her desires ran deeper, darker. Her encouragement for Link was a cruel tease. The forest whispered tales of her forbidden encounters. His loyalty was her greatest weapon. Ganondorf, the ancient evil, became her forbidden fantasy. Each moment he fought for her freedom, she embraced another's touch. Link's cuckoldry was a bitter truth. She reveled in his powerlessness. The thrill of forbidden acts made her uncontrollable. His valiant efforts were mere foreplay. She tasted power and forbidden flesh. Every kiss she gave Link was a lie. Her hunger for more grew with each stolen moment. The Legend of Zelda became a stage for her desires. His courage fueled her illicit affairs. The kingdom's future, a small price for her pleasure. Link, the hero betrayed, forever bound to her wicked whims. Even her tears were a mask for her deceit. Her legend, rewritten with each forbidden coupling. The hero's plight only made her hotter.
Her encouragement for Link was a cruel tease. 
The forest whispered tales of her forbidden encounters. 
His loyalty was her greatest weapon. 
Ganondorf, the ancient evil, became her forbidden fantasy. 
Each moment he fought for her freedom, she embraced another's touch. 
Link's cuckoldry was a bitter truth. 
She reveled in his powerlessness. 
The thrill of forbidden acts made her uncontrollable. 
His valiant efforts were mere foreplay. 
She tasted power and forbidden flesh. 
Every kiss she gave Link was a lie. 
Her hunger for more grew with each stolen moment. 
The Legend of Zelda became a stage for her desires. 
His courage fueled her illicit affairs. 
The kingdom's future, a small price for her pleasure. 
Link, the hero betrayed, forever bound to her wicked whims. 
Even her tears were a mask for her deceit. 
Her legend, rewritten with each forbidden coupling. 
The hero's plight only made her hotter. 